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January 6th, 2006 by Phantasmo Of course, my horse.
So, I just returned from watching one of the goriest, most absolutely disturbing films I’ve ever seen – Hostel. Cinematic bad-ass Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth (the mastermind behind ‘Cabin Fever,’ a movie that I thought RULED) teamed up to create some of the scariest shit of all time. I counted at least 8 people who walked out during one of the more graphic scenes and one of the friends I went with was constantly covering her eyes. Thank God that someone besides Rob Zombie made a real horror movie, not any of this ‘Scream’ bullshit. This thing is a 97 minute heart attack that will make you rethink that European backpacking trip you were planning on taking after graduation. Oh, and believe it or not, there are worse things that can happen to you when someone slips a Mickey in your drink than getting molested by some frat dude…I guarantee you’ll be watching your beer a little more closely at the bar from now on. If you want the living hell scared out of you, go see this movie NOW. And by the way, what the hell is up with people laughing during horror movies? There were 2 or 3 jackasses that were chuckling during all the gruesome scenes. I don’t get it… |
