It truly is the end of days, my friends. Religious zealots have been claiming natural disasters and terrorist attacks to be the wrath of God, angry at the world for its current state of unrest, turmoil and hatred. 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s deteriorating health – all of these have been said to be the work of a God upset at the world. I’m a natural skeptic, but now, I believe. I believe that this world as we know it will soon come to an explosive, destructive end. Why, you ask? Because fucking Rick Moranis has just released a country album. Earth – kiss your ass goodbye.
It truly is the end of days, my friends. Religious zealots have been claiming natural disasters and terrorist attacks to be the wrath of God, angry at the world for its current state of unrest, turmoil and hatred. 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s deteriorating health – all of these have been said to be the work of a God upset at the world. I’m a natural skeptic, but now, I believe. I believe that this world as we know it will soon come to an explosive, destructive end. Why, you ask? Because fucking Rick Moranis has just released a country album. Earth – kiss your ass goodbye.