May 14th, 2009 by Foxopoly

World Beard and Mustache Championships

Jamie Reed’s “The Handsome Man’s Guide to Facial Growth and Grooming”

Damn you to hell cursed mix of fair genetics and Choctaw blood.  If only I could participate in a world contest of such great stature as this!  Does the fact that I can’t and never will be able (aside from some great and freakish miracle) make me any less of a man?  Probably.  Barred for life?  Definitely.

Oh to men greater than myself:  Welcome to Anchorage.

www.worldbeardchampionships.com

EDIT:  Excellent article on one man and his world championship destiny.  http://www.peninsulaclarion.com/stories/021509/peo_283048003.shtml